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Ash Wednesday, 2015. Hit your forehead and chase it with semi-dairy, HFCS and "chocolate".

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Loved. To be loved.

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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

bring it.

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"Compact"

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Little known fact: Buster Posey is actually Mandolorian. #starwarsday /c @sfgiants

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Thanks @karlthefog.

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Ultimate Grammer Machine? #wordcrimes #RLYBMW

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Orange Friday the 13th

Looks like Jason Schmidt showed up tonight.

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Bot on bot.

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So. That happened.

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I seem to have gotten a cookie meant for @fk_wattersjames or @startupljackson

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Au Lait

It turns out this is what your coffee is missing.

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Lost in translation

Open just in time for the "Holiday".

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Um. No.

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Kal-El is my copilot

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Order of magnitude

And thus we ended our two weeks on the east coast.

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A Thanksgivukkah Miracle

This exterior light has not worked for 2+ years.

Tonight it comes on. We will not turn it off for 8 nights.

New neighbors. #yuppiesquee

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