Ash Wednesday, 2015. Hit your forehead and chase it with semi-dairy, HFCS and "chocolate".
Loved. To be loved.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
bring it.
"Compact"
Little known fact: Buster Posey is actually Mandolorian. #starwarsday /c @sfgiants
Thanks @karlthefog.
Ultimate Grammer Machine? #wordcrimes #RLYBMW
Orange Friday the 13th
Looks like Jason Schmidt showed up tonight.
Bot on bot.
So. That happened.
I seem to have gotten a cookie meant for @fk_wattersjames or @startupljackson
Au Lait
It turns out this is what your coffee is missing.
Lost in translation
Open just in time for the "Holiday".
Um. No.
Kal-El is my copilot
Order of magnitude
And thus we ended our two weeks on the east coast.
A Thanksgivukkah Miracle
This exterior light has not worked for 2+ years.
Tonight it comes on. We will not turn it off for 8 nights.